May 4, 2011--Trump Roast

At the risk of beating what I hope is a dead horse, did you hear the latest about the interview with GOP presidential front-runner, Donald Trump, in his 61st floor apartment at his Las Vegas clip joint, the Trump International Hotel & Casino?

We have already heard what he thinks about "the blacks," here we learn about what he thinks about "the gays."

Still smarting from how Barack Obama and Seth Meyers got the best of him at Saturday's White House Correspondents' Dinner, he continued to show that he has no sense of humor (unless he is mocking someone else) and has very thin skin (not the sort of skin he would need as president when telling "the Chinese" and "the Saudi Arabians" what to do).

When asked about why he changed his position on same-sex marriage, while showing off his new toy, a 747 private jet ("That's my plane. How beautiful is that?"), he went into a semi-coherent monologue about putters. Yes, the golf club one uses when trying to put the ball in the hole. I'm sure he unconsciously intended that as a pun.

Here from The Donald is the verbatim:

It's like in golf. A lot of people--I don't want this to sound trivial--but a lot of people are switching to those really long putters. Very unattractive. It's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

Got it? For sure he's ready for those 3 AM phone calls.