December 10, 2019--In the Crapper

Trump said--

"Energy-efficient bulbs don't make you look so good.

"Being a vain person, that's really important to me. It gives you an orange look, I don't want an orange look."

Trump? An orange look? No.

At a White House meeting Friday with small business leaders about deregulatory issues, he also said--

"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucet on--and in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it, and you don't get any water." 

Then--

"In other places you turn on the faucet and you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out." 

He also said--

"You go into a new building or a new house or a new home and they have standards only you don't get water. You can't wash your hands practically, there's so little water comes out of the faucet. And the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes you much longer to wash your hands.

"There may be some areas where we'll go the other route--desert areas--but for the most part you have many states where they have so much water--it comes down, it's called rain. They don't know what to do with it, so we're going to be looking at changing the standards very soon."

And finally--

"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucet on--and in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it, and you don't get any water. 

"You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out."

And so-- 

"People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once."

It's come to this. Scary.