February 12, 2021--Poor Lindsey

The other day, poor Lindsey Graham said the impeachment trial of Trump is "a waste of time." 

This got me wondering why he was being so impatient.

Yes, it's a long weekend and he is alone, a "confirmed bachelor, and one could imagine how having to hang out in South Carolina would not be his favorite thing.

But then I realized he must have a tee time waiting at Mar-a-Lago.

And though he committed suicide, Jeffrey Epstein must have left a few phone numbers behind from the last time he was there hanging out with his pal, the big guy.