January 7, 2006--Saturday Story: "Der Oskar Ist Kaput"

Der Oskar Ist Kaput

Every neighborhood had its afflicted and crazy people. In that less diagnostic and sensitive era distinctions between them were not drawn--being senile was being crazy; being retarded was being crazy; and of course being crazy was, well, being crazy.

During a simple walk to and from school one ran the gauntlet of all varieties of these kinds of “crazy” people—there was ten year old Hilbert (Hilly) Binderow who today we would call mentally retarded; there was Mrs. Bronstein who we would now say has Alzheimer’s; there was Sonya Kloppman who had Polio when she was twelve and was confined to an Iron Lung; and there was old Mr. Karpovski who lived alone in a cellar and who we thought came from Poland.

All were out on the street every day except when it was raining or snowing, with the exception of Mr. Karpovski, who lurked in the driveway to his garage, arguing with himself even in the worst weather. In fact, the more it stormed, the more he raged, swinging his arms and fists as if to attack himself, screaming and singing “Farblondzhet, Farblondzhet. Shteyt a boym; shteyt a boym,” against the elements. He was by far the scariest and, I am ashamed to confess, the most fun.

The neighborhood was a mix of two- and three-family houses with an occasional five-story apartment house. Those houses that were “detached,” and thus most desirable, stood on confining plots with less than eight feet separating them from their neighbor on one side and just enough space on the other for a driveway, leading to rickety garages. When cars acquired their famous tail fins in the 1950’s, and the extra breath to carry them, these driveways and garages fell into disuse, or rather different forms of use, because the cars were then either too wide to negotiate the driveways themselves or make the sharp turn required at the end to slip into the tight freestanding garages.

A matchbox rectangle of a dirt garden adorned the front and a bit more of a real patch of earth in the rear. It was hopeless to think of growing anything vibrant in either space. Though some tried, especially those who came from rural Eastern European shtetls or Southern Italy, but even they needed to concede that the soil, such as it was in Brooklyn, was basically hard-as-rock clay, best suited to supporting cast concrete urns in which Pigs and Hens grew best, or cement statuary of elves (most popular) or shamelessly the occasional black-faced jockey.

And each house had an elevated front porch or stoop where during hot pre-air-conditioned days families would set up chairs and tables and sit out all night to catch an occasional breeze. Stoops were also good places to keep a close eye on the passing scene as well as to listen in on nearby conversations and, above all, an ideal setting from which to interfere in your neighbor’s business

And then there were the ubiquitous unused lots, the area was still not fully built up, and these largely contained ragweed and debris. From John Inusi the shoemaker, there was a mountain of leather shavings he heaped in the lot adjacent to his store; in another there were piles of bald and discarded rubber tires that were left over from the Second World War when they were rationed and the fathers were forced to drive on them until they became literally threadbare before tossing them in the lot.

There was a teeming life of its own among the neighborhood’s children in these vacant spaces and little used garages—we fabricated huts in the lots from abandoned or stolen lumber, tin, and cardboard; dug trenches that resembled those of battlefields (which they frequently were when the gang from East 57th Street invaded the huts of East 56th Street and the defenders retreated to their trench redoubts); and in the garages set up improvised boxing rings where dreams of glory were forged—recall it was the era when half the champions were Jews--and an occasional drum set so aspiring hep cats could live out their show business dreams—recall as well the Jewish jazz greats that included Benny Goodman, Artie Shaw, as well as the amazing drum dervish Buddy Rich.

And also in the alleys and spaces separating our houses as well as in the dank cellars and basement apartments in the three-family houses, lived and lurked the crazy people. It was as if an inspired architect or city planner had designed an ideal place just for us and for them.

* * *

Hilly Binderow lived with his parents right across the street from us in the second floor apartment, but in truth lived more in the lot next to his house. The one with the plies of discarded tires. They served as his schoolyard, more his Matterhorn. From my bedroom window I could see him scaling these heights in endless effort. Just as he would get close to the top of the tallest mound he would invariably slip, catching a foot in a rim opening and come tumbling down, his fall softened, his fragile body protected by what little rubber remained. He would pull himself up, stuffing the fingers of his right hand into his mouth, hooking them behind his lower jaw of teeth, and rock back and forth in a from of mock davening or perhaps actual prayer, all the while drooling on his wrist.

Then he would turn to confront his indomitable mountain and try again with the same result, the same hand-in-mouth davening. And again he would right himself, shake his overalls into alignment, shove his fingers into his mouth, and begin his rhythmic rocking. All day, every day. Relentless and ritualistic, dressed always in those overalls and tattered sweater no matter the weather or time a day.

In the evening, when the street traffic had subsided, I would raise my bedroom window a few inches so I could also hear him. He did emit a sound, not a coherent word, just a sound--a continuous breathless sighing or keening that also felt as ancient as his rocking.

One afternoon my mother caught me spying on Hilly, actually heard me laughing when he tumbled down yet again from near the peak of his tire mountain. It was unusual for her to put her hands on me except lovingly, but this time she yanked me back from my perch at the window sill, and with both her hands gripping my shoulders, shaking me to focus my attention, she snapped at me, “He’s sick and you shouldn’t be making fun of him. You should only know how lucky you are. You should feel sorry for him and his mother.” I thought I heard a sob, “You have no idea the burden they have. Leave him alone,” she softened, “Please.”

I tried to leave him alone but continued occasionally to risk the guilty pleasure of seeing what he was up to, to see if over time there would be any changes in his behavior. But he only grew larger, adding a great deal of girth, but nothing changed in his daily routine.

Until one day he was no longer here. I began to spend more and more of my own time either on the stoop to see what had happened to him or posted at my bedroom window on the lookout for his return. But he never did.

Six months after he disappeared I asked my mother what had happened to Hilly. She told me that his father had become very ill and his mother was concerned about what would happen to Hilly after they were no longer able to take care of him. “So what,” I asked, “did they do?” “They put him in Kings County,” which I knew meant the local city hospital.
“What will happen to him there?” “They will take good care of him for the rest of his life.”

I thought then about what it would be like for him—would there be a place for him to be outside, clearly something he needed? Would there be anything resembling the vacant lot and the mounds of tires that had been at the center of his life?

So one day, in an attempt to find him, I walked over to the hospital and asked the guard where I might find him. He wanted to know what was wrong with him. I said, “He’s crazy.”

"Oh,” he said, “he must be over there with the other nuts,” pointing to a series of towering stone buildings about two blocks away. Unusual looking structures, because at the end of each of the floors, there were caged-in balconies.

I stared up at them and behind the bars on every floor saw men in pajamas and green bathrobes. Many of them rocking back and forth just like Hilly. Some throwing money down to me, asking me to buy them cigarettes.

But for the moment no sight of Hilly. Then I spotted him on the third floor, also in a cage, but this time just with boys of about his own age, all with the same large heads and slanty, vacant eyes. He stood apart from them, though, still with his fingers in his mouth, but this time not rocking back and forth. Just looking mutely out at the sky.

When I got home I told my mother about what I had found, saying that Hilly didn’t look happy. And she told me again that his parents were doing the best they could for him and reminded me how lucky I was. And how much she loved me.

* * *

We also thought that Sonya Klopman was crazy. Not because of the Polio, but because of the way she acted after being put in the Iron Lung. Always humming to herself, fogging up the little mirror by her face which was supposed to help her see who she was talking to, assuming she was talking at all, since all she ever seemed to do was hum and sing songs which none of us recognized. Like in some foreign language.

Before Russia had the A Bomb, Polio was the scariest thing. It seemed to strike down on kids during summers just when everyone was having a good time--out on the street playing or going to the movies. Actually, after Sonya, who was only three years older than me, caught it my mother wouldn’t let me go to the Rugby Theater any more since she said that’s where you catch Polio—among other children (it was called Infantile Paralysis), at the movies. You would be fine in the evening and then wake up the next morning and couldn’t walk. They would take you to the hospital and, if you didn’t die, you would come home in a few weeks in an Iron Lung. It helped you breathe since not only were your legs paralyzed but also your lungs. It also meant you couldn’t go to school any more or walk because your legs were all shriveled up.

Sonya had always been very serious, happiest when she was alone listening to the radio. So we thought it wouldn’t be that bad for her being in the Lung, as long as there wasn’t a power failure, because she could be wheeled over to where she had her radio and listen to her favorite shows. Since she never joined any of the street games anyway, it wouldn’t be that bad. Since she was older than me and was so shy, and hadn’t baby sat for my brother, I never was close to her; but after she got Polio my mother made me go over to her house and sit with her. Which I did. We never talked. I just sat near her, listening to the radio and the compressor in the Iron Lung which sounded like breathing, which I suppose it was.

It was boring but since I wasn’t on any teams at the time and a lot of my friends were up in the mountains for the summer, to keep them away from the Polio germs, it was sort of OK. One good thing, it must have been hot for her all closed in like she was and so her parents got her a big standing fan which managed to cool me as well as Sonya. And my mother said, in spite of my fear, that you couldn’t catch Polio from someone who already had it. She even suggested that as long as I would stay close to Sonya I would be safer than if I was on the street or at Coney Island, where being in the water with everyone was the most dangerous thing you could do. So it was safe over there with Sonya.

That’s when I began to hear all the humming and singing and thought maybe being in the Lung was turning her into being crazy. Maybe like Hilly Binderow. The humming was all right, since I thought that maybe that had to do with having the compressor expand and contract her lungs and that what I thought was humming might have been the sound of this form of breathing. It was the singing, though, that convinced me that Sonya was becoming crazy. Because though she would listen to music on the radio, The Make Believe Ballroom for example, where Martin Block would play records of the newest popular songs, it sounded to me, as I said, as if she was singing in another language. But it was cool there and safe and so I went over to sit with her almost every day.

Then it became September and my friends came back from the Catskills and school began again. No one else on the block got Polio so we felt we had escaped for another year. My routines resumed and I didn’t see Sonya at all. She no longer was brought out onto her stoop, and I didn’t have time to go over there, what with my homework and sports teams. Because I was tall I was trying to learn to be good at basketball, which was not easy for me because since I had such huge feet I couldn’t seem to make work in a coordinated way.

I even stopped thinking about Sonya until the following spring when my mother said she had a surprise for me—there was going to be something Sonya was going to be doing at the school auditorium Saturday evening that we were invited to. I thought that since the summer Polio season was fast approaching, they were probably doing one of their periodic presentations about hygiene and health, where a doctor or nurse would talk to us about how important it was to eat carrots or keep our fingernails clean, and that this time it would be about Polio and what to do to not catch it. That Sonya and maybe a few other kids in Iron Lungs would be wheeled onto the stage to scare us so we wouldn’t think about sneaking into the Rugby for a Saturday Matinee. My mother said I had to wear my suit, which was fine with me since it was Saturday night and on Saturdays she always tried to get me to look good. She also wanted us to get there early so we could sit in the front of the auditorium.

They did wheel Sonya onto the stage and set up a microphone right by where her head was sticking out of the Iron Lung. I didn’t see any doctors or nurses and was wondering why the school band was also there. Dr. Zeifert, the principal came out and bent over so he could use Sonya’s mike.

The band began to play softly in the background, everyone in the auditorium became nervous and began to stir in their seats, and then Dr. Zeifert leaned into the microphone, causing it to howl with feedback, saying that Sonya was going to sing an aria from some opera. Which she proceeded to do—

L’amour est un oiseau rebelle

Que nul ne peut apprivoiser

Et c’est bien en vain qu’on l’appelle

C’est lui qu’on vient de nous refuser

My mother gripped my arm so hard that I was afraid it would turn black and fall off. She said it was the Habanera, her favorite, from Carmen. I could hear her beside me, crying softly. And soon I began to also.

I didn’t then know why Sonya made everyone there feel that way. Maybe because it was the most beautiful thing any of us had ever heard. Perhaps it was because of her remarkable achievement.

She was that oiseau rebelle, that rebellious bird.
* * *
Mrs. Bronstein was also crazy. She was very old and hated that we always seemed to organize our ball games right in front of her house. She spent nearly all day sitting on her stoop in a rocking chair and screamed at us whenever anyone managed to blast one well into the outfield during one of our endless spring and fall softball games.

We laid out our baseball field using the cast iron manhole covers in the street, the sewers, for home plate and second base. But since her house was right where first or third would be, depending on whether we set things up north to south or south to north (wind and sun location determined this), she was in one way or another very much in the field of play. And crazy as she was, this made her even crazier.

Things actually were at their worst when someone slammed a foul ball off the façade of her stoop or the ball fell into her front garden (she had two cement elves there garden, and one day we even managed to knock one over when Heshy rocketed a foul off its head). When the baseball wound up in her garden, old as she was, she would leap out of her chair and race us to get to it. We almost always beat her to it and play could resume; but occasionally, she was lithe and spry, she would manage to scoop it up and run into the house with it. That meant the game was over since we never had more than one softball at a time—a new one cost $2.50 at Devega Sporting Goods on Utica Avenue and we needed to take up a collection to round up enough to buy a replacement.

She would manage to make us as crazy as we made her because whenever she would snatch our ball she would take it into her basement where she would cut off the leather cover with an Exacto Knife and toss the naked ball and its slashed cover back out onto the street from her sun room window.

My mother forbid us to retaliate, saying we were wrong to make her so upset—she was old and lived alone—and, at least as significant, had heard that if we ever chased after her into her house, which we were considering, or did damage to her property, for this we actually had many specific plans, Mrs. Bronstein would call the police, and we knew what that would mean. In fact we did, minimally a ride in the back seat of the patrol car where one of the cops would beat us with a rubber hose or they would give us Juvenile Delinquent Cards (JD Cards) which were coveted by the Italian kids, but for Jews represented an indelible lifelong stigma.

This cat and mouse combat lasted for at least three years until Mrs. Bronstein, like Hilly, disappeared. We heard that she was living with her sister in New Jersey or out on Long Island with her daughter, though we knew that she didn’t have any children. Others said that she must have died, but her house was still empty; no one else had moved in. So maybe that also wasn’t true. It was winter and ball games in the street were suspended for a few months. Everything moved indoors where more and more we would sit in front of the newly arriving televisions.

But then in the spring play resumed. We set up our field as in the past with Mrs. Bronstein’s house still serving as either first or third and with Heshy and the others frequently hitting a foul onto her property. With her not there, it became routine to simply hop over her now overgrown hedge to recover it. She was no longer a part of the game.

One Sunday morning in late May, as we gathered to choose up sides and organize the day-long softball games (her driveway this time would be first base), her front screen door opened, and there was Mrs. Bronstein, as disheveled and untended as her hedges. Though quite warm she was uncharacteristically bundled in winter sweaters and a scarf. She was still thin but in no way any longer spry. In fact she walked unsteadily, seemingly pulling her left leg behind her. We also noticed that her left hand was snarled into a tight fist, and it looked as if she had a twisted smile on her face.

Most remarkably, we thought she might be wearing her slip, brassiere, and girdle on top of her skirt and sweater. How crazy. She fell back into her rocker and it began to move as if on its own.

And our game began, with considerably less enthusiasm than the day before. Heshy particularly was most subdued. Something had happened to his father, Mr. Perly, over the winter. We didn’t know what, but he too had not been seen in months.

As I said, it was quite hot and we took many time outs to run up to the corner Candy Store to buy sodas. It was unusual for Heshy to do this—he was the biggest, most athletically adept, and thus always the captain of one of the teams. This exempted him from having to get the drinks, but this time Heshy was the first to get there and the first to return. With two bottles of soda. He put one down for himself by home plate, and brought the other one over to Mrs. Bronstein. He left it for her right next to her chair.

The next inning Heshy hit a grand slam home run.

* * *
But craziest of all by far, and also the most fun, was Mr. Karpovski. He too did a lot of singing, also in another language, but we knew the sound of this one—Yiddish. His singing was nothing like Sonya’s. While hers was gentle, he punctuated his songs with angry curses (we knew some of these too) and spit them out in rages.

Oyfn veg shteyt a boym

(By the wayside stands a bent tree)

Shteyner af zayne beyner

(Stones on his bones)

Shteyt er ayngeboyn

(All the birds have flown away)

Lakhn zol er mit yashtherkes

(He should laugh with lizards)

Mr. Karpovski lunged from his alley, as if at us, every time we walked back and forth to school, snorting his songs and curses. He was very large and muscular and so he frightened us. But my mother assured me that he would not harm us, that he was really a gentle soul who had suffered a hard life, though he did not appear that way to us as he ran after us flailing his arms and tearing at himself.

As time went by and my mother proved to be right, we began to look forward to being confronted by him because we found that we could scare him more than he could us and that made him even crazier and funnier. We could make him dart across the street, run around in little circles, and chase him back to his cellar apartment. More and more making him crazy became the highlight of our school day. We also noticed that as we made him more agitated he would sing in shouted bursts of phrases and, intermingled with them, we would hear him utter, in an almost inaudible tone, unusual for him, “Mein tokhter, mein tokhter, my daughter, my daughter.” He as well seemed stuck on the Yiddish word for “destroyed”—kaput. On certain afternoons it was as if that was the only thing he could say, “Kaput . . . kaput . . . kaput . . . kaput,” in long strings of sound, more like a moan than words.

It was also a time when Jews who had survived being in concentration camps were making their way to America. Including some members of my own family. My Aunt Tanna’s apartment was a halfway house for cousins who had been liberated and who had then spent years waiting in other kinds of camps, for Displaced Persons, before being allowed to leave. They would arrive by boat at the Brooklyn Army Terminal where we would go to pick them up and bring them to Tanna’s before they would, in a few weeks, go on to live with relatives in New Jersey or Buffalo or Cleveland. While with Aunt Tanna we would spend as much time with them as we could to help them get used to being here, to show them they were not alone.

I especially remember one cousin, Malkie, who was my age. He and his parents had been in Auschwitz for the last six months of the war and had somehow managed to live long enough to be freed. Though they had spent time in DP camps, they still looked like the pictures of the human skeletons we had been seeing in Life magazine. He was so thin that I thought his eyes might fall right out of his head and land on Aunt Tanna’s starched tablecloth.

He was most interested in the toys I would bring to him. He would barely touch them but simply put them on the table in front of him and stare at them in such wonder that I thought he must have believed I had brought them from another planet. He could sit there like that for hours and I would sit beside him, never exchanging a word, in large part because I did not speak any language he knew and he did not as yet know a word of English.

As he was fascinated by my toys, I was at least as fascinated by the number printed on the inside of his forearm. His parents had them too, in the same place. I knew somehow that these were not put there for a good purpose, and thus I tried not to stare at them. But because Malkie couldn’t stop looking at the toys, it enabled me to take at least some quick peeks at his arm. There seemed to be six or seven numbers tattooed there, in what appeared to be a foreign-looking script; but I was pretty sure the first number was a “1.”

I left my favorite truck for him to keep. It was a dump truck made of wood with rubber wheels. It was my favorite and I knew it was his as well. But when we went over to Tanna’s a few days later, though they were still there, I didn’t find Malkie at the kitchen table. My Aunt said he had been upset, crying for the last two days and that maybe I could sooth whatever it was that was bothering him.

He was in Chuck’s room. I found him at the desk. He had placed the truck on the blotter and was sitting in the chair still staring at it, but this time while crying softly. I asked as best I could what was the matter and in gasps, though his tears, he said to me “Der oskar ist kaput. Der oskar ist kaput.” I noticed that one of the wheels had broken off. It was indeed kaput.

A week later they moved to Trenton. I never saw them again. Malkie’s father worked for a time in his cousin’s glove factory, eventually started his own pocketbook plant, made a lot of money, and I think I learned that Malkie had become a doctor and was living in Florida. He was now “Michael.”

But I did remember his kaput oskar when I heard Mr. Karpovski sing about a Mamma weeping bitter tears:

Zogt di mame--nite, kind—
(And momma says, “No child”)

Tokhter kaput . . . tokhter kaput

Un zi veynt mit trern . . .
(And weeps bitter tears . . .)

And thus we all began to see Mr. Karpovski in a different light. We began to sense that the “hard life” my mother had mentioned and why we should stop tormenting him and driving him crazy must also have had something to do with the War and the Camps. We were certain, because in the hot weather he would sometimes push up the arms of his sweater and we saw that he too had those numbers—actually 1 8 4 8 7 9, with a small triangle tattooed beneath them.

We began to get comfortable with each other and rather than continuing to try to scare each other we began to look at each other, at first a little warily. And after a time even began to exchange some words—he could in fact speak English.

Over the course of two months, in snippets, we learned the story of his life—at least the latter part of it. He told us that he had a daughter in Europe, in Poland. And a wife and a business—he was a book seller in Warsaw. And that when the Nazis came they broke the windows in his store, took out all the books, and burned them in the street. Later, we learned, he was taken away to a Labor Camp and he worked on the roads.

He didn’t see his family for many months and then he was sent to Auschwitz where miraculously he found his wife, Freida, and his daughter, Rifka. But soon after that they killed his wife, he thought as either a part of a medical experiment or she was just gassed, but they allowed Rifka and him to continue to live because they were still strong and could work. He spat out what was written over the entrance to Auschwitz, “Arbeit Macht Frei.”

And then one day he couldn’t find Rifka, his Sheyner Tokhter. In desperation, he ran all around the camp to try to locate her and was told that the SS guards had taken her to the far end of a field where there was a vegetable garden and some horses. He was frantic because he knew that was also the place where they took girls and women to rape.

As he got nearer, he could see that was what was going on—seven Germans had their pants down around their ankles and were taking turns raping Rifka. (When he got to this part of the story, Mr. Karpovski was speaking his words in a monotone of grief.)

And then they pulled the naked and bloodied Rifka to her feet and brought over four horses.

They quickly tied her arms and legs separately to each of the horses.

And then they whipped all four of them at the same time.

As the animals ran apart, they tore off Rifka’s arms and legs.

We wept with him as he sang once more, for the final time--

Zogt di mame—nite kind

Un zi veynt mit trern.