February 17, 2021--The Clown Car

Fewer than 30 days into his presidency, Joe Biden is already attracting a crowd--

More than a dozen aspirants for the 2020 presidential nomination.

At least six are governors, including Texas's own, Greg Abbott and Florida's Ron DeSantis. Neither one a member of Mensa.

And thus far there are at least nine current or former senators. 

Here's where the fun begins since this undistinguished group includes the well-known man of no principals, Ted Cruz, who, after despising  him, now loves Tump and wants to succeed him.

Not to be outdone is up-and-coming Senator Josh Hawley. From the Show-Me state, the only thing he has to show anyone is his fealty to the insurrectionists.

Of course, don't forget Poor Lindsey.

So, it's time to take the Clown Car off its winter blocks and put on another coat of Simonize.

But before filling the tank with gas (gas, get it?) we should make two stops to pick up a couple of other aspirants who have a thing or two on their resumés that smack of actual integrity--Mitt Romney and Liz Chaney.

Jared, Ivanka, and Don Junior can get themselves wherever.