August 18, 2020--Tiffany

Cousin Maureen said she liked my Evanka Trump October Surprise blog. "It made me laugh out loud."

"Thanks," I said. "Quite a few people had the same reaction."

"There's only one thing I would have changed," she said.

"What's that?"

"I would have suggested that Trump daughter Tiffany be the one to get vaccinated live on cable TV."

"Marla Maples daughter? Really?"

"Think about it," Maureen said.

August 12, 2020--Ivanka's October Surprise

We don't have to worry about Jared and Ivanka. Between them last year they "earned" well over $30 million. 

But there is something else they need to be concerned about. 

The October Surprise may turn out to be Ivanka Trump on live TV or Fox News being vaccinated for COVID.

You say there will be safe vaccines available as soon as October? 

No, but just like Putin's daughter who her daddy says was inoculated with an insufficiently-tested Russian vaccine, if things continue to be politically dire for Trump, if I were Ivanka, I would be covering my literal tush.