September 7, 2015--Sarah Palin: No Help Wanted

While the rest of us are taking the day off, Sarah Palin is busy looking for a job.

The one she has picked out for herself is to be Energy Secretary in the next president's cabinet.

Donald TRUMP's.

Yes, his.

Interviewed Sunday on CNN's State of the Union, Palin said she's ready for that "because energy is my baby: oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the earth for mankind's use instead of us relying on unfriendly foreign nations."

"Dumped"?

They have admired each other for a long time (I bet) and TRUMP has said he'd "love" to have Palin in his cabinet since she is a "really special person." Not just a special person but a "really" special one.

Sarah assured host Jack Tapper that "It would be a short-term job" because she would soon be shutting down the department.

Or is it Rick Perry who'd eliminate it? With all these candidates I get confused so easily.

But between now and then, she gushed, wouldn't it be "really great [really great] to have someone who knows energy and is so pro-responsible development to be in charge."

She failed to mention that as The Donald's secretary she would be succeeding two Nobel Prize winning physicists and that the department, among other things, is responsible for building and storing our nuclear weapons. Among her favorite things.

I can just see Tina Fey warming up for another season of SNL.