November 23, 2020--Turkeys

It is a Thanksgiving tradition for the president to pardon from execution a turkey or two.

Trump is anything but a traditionalist, but this year he will do tradition one better--he will pardon a whole flock of turkeys. 

And unlike 2019 when we didn't learn their identities until the end of the White House ceremony ("Bead" and "Butter"), this year's pardonable turkeys will be familiar to us--

"Eric"

"Ivanka"

"Don Jr"

"Jared"

"Melania"

And of course, "The Donald" himself