December 7, 2020--Once More: Rudy

Rudy Giuliani's hospitalization for COVID-19 reveals that the virus has even more symptoms than previously disclosed. 

In addition to fever and chills, cough, shortness of breath, muscle or body aches, headaches, loss of taste or smell, and sore throat, we now know that those afflicted also have to contend with loud farts and black hair dye streaming down their cheeks.

But Rudy has the best doctors. Those who treated Trump with steroids and Clorox injections when he allegedly had COVID. So Rudy should be back on his feet by January 21st at the latest.